I create quite a lot of shortcuts to make Siri smarter and more useful for me, as well as just help out with the little things in life. These are all meant to be extended with things like smart home appliance (ie. turning on a humidifer) or with app integrations (ie. requesting work off through HotSchedules).
Adding these shortcuts
Because of some funky bug with Shortcuts, these are distrubted sanely (as of 2021-10-12). Because of such, you'll have to add me as a contact in your phone to add these shortcuts. It's as simple as making a contact with the email of firstname.lastname@example.org. If you prefer a one-click solution, you can add the contact directly here.
I think I have a fever— Logs your temperature and provides basic advice to take care of yourself (tips from Mayo Clinic).
I feel congested— Logs your congestion and gives some basic advice to take care of yourself (tips from Healthline Anon).
Route to petrol— (needs polishing before release) Routes to the closet Costco petrol station. Could change to work with different pumps, but most people use Costco cards for that savings action. Used this for a road trip where we needed directions on the fly sometimes.